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Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Hand Sanitizer Dispenser — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:34:19 -0000

Awesome tip. I will do.

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

neil — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:17:07 -0000

Sadly, it's not a general purpose Safehouse, but as it it's at my work, it is for me :)

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

ryanvalentin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:09:55 -0000

I have not! Where is this?? I would like to mark this restroom as a "Safehouse"

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

neil — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:04:38 -0000

Dear G,

Have you seen this stuff yet?

http://radar.net/people/nei...

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

rjl — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:03:08 -0000

especially when you're fucked up. and at a rave. and a whore.

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

ryanvalentin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:50:19 -0000

I'm not sure the "other brain" cares too much about cleanliness :\

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

rjl — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:41:24 -0000

does that mean no public restroom sex?

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

suki — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:31:42 -0000

Like when the bathrooms have been cleaned the night before? I like to use a few sheets of toilet paper. I've been informed that it's called creating THE MITT. Don't worry. Ryan will cover it in the near future. Stay tuned!

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

ryanvalentin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:31:14 -0000

I use the toilet paper, otherwise known as "The Mitt". Post coming soon.

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Stealthypoo — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:23:54 -0000

ditto! i now see the light!

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Stealthypoo — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:22:39 -0000

If a toilet has just been sanitized and the seat is left up, should i use my shoe to pop the seat down (for my girl booty), or should I use 5 sections of toilet paper (after discarding the first 3 sections)? I'm sure the shoe is not super clean as well.

thank you in advance.

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Stealthypoo — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:19:49 -0000

Oh good. the last stall at work is also the biggest. AVOID!

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

ryanvalentin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:35:16 -0000

Yes it is. The psychology behind this is simple - it's the simplest decision a mind can make. Otherwise you would have to consider which middle stall is better?

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

ryanvalentin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:32:44 -0000

I appreciate this commitment to sanitation.

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

ryanvalentin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:30:52 -0000

The Mitt is, unfortunately, an obsolete method. It had its day in the past.

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suki — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:22:00 -0000

Oh yeah, that's gross! I don't understand when people answer their phones on the loo. :/

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

neil — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:43:28 -0000

In my experience, marketing type people use their phones in the stalls. I'm not sure this leads me to believe in their sanitary state at all!

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Keane — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:27:51 -0000

Dear G,

Is it true the last stall is also the most popular?

Additional tip: work those quads and learn to balance and you can lift the seat with your shoe!

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Albert — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:27:40 -0000

also use the stall closest to the door as ppl typically "rush" to the largest (as mentioned) and most private sanctuary

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Albert — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:26:17 -0000

coming next week: "The Mitt"

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

suki — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:25:43 -0000

And here I thought a spacious stall was good, so you wouldn't touch the sides... But of course, they are more popular! OH NO.

Re: Survival Tips: Public Restrooms

Stealthypoo — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:06:32 -0000

i agree with your techniques! minus urinal usage.. which i know nothing about.

In case of no toilet seat covers, I also unroll about 25 sections of toilet paper and layer it over the toilet seat carefully without touching it. Then, I proceed to hover over the toilet paper.. extra butt protection, when drunk or post-marathon when those quads are screaming out in pain.